The brave don't live forever. The cautious don't live at all.--shango

This song always makes me feel good and it is perfect for the first day of spring

Hey, what can I say, Agnostics got no beef with Jesus. Enjoy

1. Remember you brought kids with you to the damn store!
That's right, they are still yours even when they aren't in your house. I know Hilary may have confused you with that whole "village to raise a child" thing but rest assured that when you enter a shop, an eatery or any other retail outlet your children still belong to you. The "villagers" working at that particular place can't parent your kids for you because they just so happen to be at WORK.
2 Don't ask for a manager when someone embarrasses your half-assed parenting style with the question "whose child is this?" as loud as they can yell it. The manager is only manager of that store and NOT the manager of all organic and non-organic matter. That's right those ^_GIANT salaries only pay for so much.
3. Unless you walked into Rand McNally, don't huff and puff when the person folding shirts or dusting picture frames doesn't know how to direct you to the nearest Cin-A-Bon. Google that shit like every other person on this big, less and less blue marble. Sales persons are not part Garmin for crying out loud.
4. It may shock you to know that no one actually lives in the store you're visiting. So don't crawl out of your bored apathetic hidey-hole and act all full of shock and awe when we don't remember you buying whatever crap you bought six months, weeks, days or even minutes ago. When you left the store picking your ass and drinking your big gulp so too did the memory of you.

Of course I know that all shoppers are not like this but this is a rant, not and Ode so get over yourself before you tell me all the terrible shit that retail workers have done to you.
Fun fact---Most sales associates have to bend over and take monster damage from shoppers on the regular.
And don't give that shit about finding another job, why dont people act like they have some damn home training then it wouldnt matter what job a person worked since we would all be behaving like we've been some frakking where in our damn lives!

End of Rant.
Smooches....