The brave don't live forever. The cautious don't live at all.--shango

Why Roland Burris has a platform at all. I didnt want him because Blago chose him and Blago is well, you know. Okay so then every other Dem and his cousin had this aversion to paying taxes. Although to be fair it seems that our Washington types, whether Dem or Rep seem to have a crazy affinity for ripping us off. Be that as it may, We now have Roland Burris ducking and dodging with a mad dog look in his eyes.

'Yes I was offered this or that and no I didnt take and it just happened to slip my mind in the mean time.'

 Son of Bitch! I know this sounds ridiculous  but to be honest I would rather these fools just come right out the mouth with all their dirt or would-be dirt up front so we know what we are getting. Hell, the odds are still in their favor, since so many of them have dirt we would still have to choose one of those filthly chumps as our public servant.
Speaking of servants, since when did that title start paying so freaking well?